"Tom Watson" <notme@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>I sent this email to a buddy of mine today and he thought it was
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> Read at your own risk.
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> My 1987 Ford F150 is currently old enough to vote. This coming
> February she will be old enough to buy a drink.
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> I figure on keeping her until she is old enough to run for President
> and, if the selection of candidates at that time is anything like what
> it has been, she will have a decent chance.
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> You may wonder at my assigning the female gender to this vehicle; but
> I submit to you - anything that does what it is supposed to do
> whenever the hell it feels like it, costs more than it should to keep
> it alive and yet you can't bring yourself to put a bullet into it, and
> has been your constant companion through storm and strife, seen the
> raising of your children, been through business successes and failures
> without complaint, doesn't quite look as good as the day you bought it
> but that's OK, accommodates your big fat ass without comment, and will
> still drive you to the hardware store on a Sunday morning - must, of
> necessity, be female.
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> I look forward to her being the first woman truck candidate for
> President.
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I'm sure that "Red" my 85 chevy c10 will be glad to give her what ever
sup****t she can. I've had her longer then 2 wives.
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> And I will vote for her.
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> Well, don't say I didn't warn you.
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> Regards, Tom.
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> Thos. J. Watson - Cabinetmaker
> http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1/
> tjwatson1ATcomcastDOTnet
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