I'm not sure why but here goes ...
Siamese twins walk into a pub in Ontario and park
themselves on a bar stool.
One of them says to the barkeeper, 'Don't mind us, we're
joined at the hip.
I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers, draft
please'.
The barkeeper, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make
polite conversation while pouring the beers. Been on holiday yet,
lads?'
'Off to England next month,' says John. 'We go to
England every year and hire a car and drive for miles, don't we, Jim?'
Jim
agrees.
'Ah, England!' says the barkeeper. 'Wonderful country...
the history, the beer, the culture...'
'Nah, we don't like that British crap,' says John. '
Hamburgers & Molsons beer, that's us, eh Jim? And we can't stand the
English - they're so arrogant and rude.'
'So why keep going to England ?' asks the barkeeper.
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'It's the only chance Jim gets to drive.'
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